So yes, you've read how the Uniflame grill is an unholy beast. Well, I tried it again a couple of days ago, and it grilled just fine. Though this was only after my daughter touched it and got burnt. I believe it truly does desire the flesh of the innocent to function. This is fine, because tomorrow is another grilling day, and I've got a freshly chopped up neighborhood kid to feed to it.
See? we can get along. I desire grilled meat, you desire human flesh. We'll meet each other's demands and have no problems. Burn my daughter again, and I will take a sledgehammer to you.
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